Your Items are Ready for Pickup Dregnoth
Please, next time, have a Rolandite contract this nasty stuff out. I don’t want to know why, when, are how you plan to use it…please take it and go.
Nipple Clamp of Exquisite Pain
The wearer of this ring is immune to debilitating pain effects such as the circle of nausea spell. He is also immune to the wrack spell. He is not immune to actual damage described as pain, such as that found in eyes of the zombie, however. The clamp converts all pain into a pleasurable sensation. This item does not change how or whether the character takes damage, but it does change how he might react to it.
Caster Level: 5th; Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, masochism; Market Price: 8,000 gp
Tongue Studs of Hell Breath
These golden studs, pierced through the tongue, turn normal breath passing over them into a 50-foot line of hellfire three times per day. This hellfire deals 3d6 points of unholy (not fire) damage. There is no saving throw.
Caster Level: 7th; Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, hellfire; Market Price: 35,000 gp; Weight: —.
And long /sigh, and lastly, a Ketari Pleasure Pod… please put that in your mansion; I don’t want anyone to know I made that.
hey, what my ladies at the Luuuuve Shack want for Christmas is on their Krampus Shopping List - if i enjoy being the Secret Evil Santa, then so be it
(and ye forgot to post the specs of the Pleasure Pod)