Damnit Dregnoth
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the citizens of V’ral found a lil’ something extra on their christmas tree this year
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“Say, thats a nice server you’re building there…”
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… bet i can figure out a use for it !
https://www.theverge.com/2022/3/17/22983197/ai-new-possible-chemical-weapons-generative-models-vx
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damned alchemist one of the Avatar of Luuuuve’s followers left their sex toy in the street outside my computer repair shop !
(and i’ve been giggling all day, cuz a little old lady stood 'n stared at it for a good 5 minutes this morning…)
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Necrobotics… hmmm, now that sounds like an interesting field to get in >:)
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hehehehe… the Avatar of Luuuuve is spreading throughout your Earf…
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hokay, why is Dregnoth at Harvard ???
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hmmmm… corpse crystals i wonder what i can build with THOSE !!
https://www.iflscience.com/vivianite-the-necro-crystal-you-never-knew-existed-67651 -
@dwarf Hmmm I may have to go dig some
they have found it near Hot Springs Arkansas , which makes sense considering the Iron and Phosphate contents in the ground there. Very soft material at a Mohs of 1.5 to 2 ( finger nail is a 2.5)
Does have a fair price tag though but for collectors
way to soft to be jewelry (well in real life D&D what ever LOL)
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WTF is interfect…
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an interface thats infectious ?? (ie You don’t have to touch the Alchemical Obelisk for it to touch YOU )
seems more likely than an infectious intersection - though turning the corner in any street in Dregnothia is probably hazardous…
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muahahahaha !! gotta share the Kyuss >:p
“Residents in China told to use umbrellas as city hit by ‘rain storm of worms’”
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@dwarf Ha. That would make a great intro to an adventure. Adventurers make their way off the road to a sleepy town, hoping to avoid the storms rolling up on them. End up having to fight their way out of town, as the residents all turn into minions of Kyuss.
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heh heh heh
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@dwarf yep that about sums it up
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gotta admit - if some snowflake comes at me with a footlong sharpened titanium Vampire Straw, i’m gonna assume its one of HERS and respond accordingly (either by bending it into a pretzel or pointing to Smaug and bellowing "Look, its Gruumsh !! before running like hell)
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bwahahaha… and of COURSE they’re a delicacy in Japan
Thousands of ten-inch ‘penis fish’ wash up on a beach
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12314869/penis-fish-wash-beach.html -
Supermarket evacuated after spider whose bite can cause painful erections or death spotted
A supermarket in Austria was evacuated after a spider, whose bite is capable of causing painful erections and even death, was spotted.
A PENNY shop in Krems an der Donau, a town located around 45 miles from Vienna, has remained closed since Tuesday, after the four-inch spider was said to have been seen when staffed opened a box of bananas.
Descriptions of the spider’s colouring and size led people to believe they were dealing with a Brazilian wandering spider, also known as a “banana spider”.
These highly venomous arachnids tend to hide in banana plants, and are sometimes found in shipments of the fruit, earning them the nickname.
Their bites can cause extraordinary pain, hypothermia, increased pulse, penile erection that can last for hours, and death in some cases.