God: Ok lets do this rapture thing
Angel : Yes Lord do you have the list of names
God: Right here ( Hands list over )
Angel: (staring at list ) … My lord … this list has every ones name except for one man named … Javier?
God : Yeah I know
Angel: But why my Lord?
God : Cause fuck that little bitch , that’s why.
i’m sure we’ve all got stories - today’s comes from the idjit bint that arranged the BLM protest in Highland… who FB posted, back in 2017 “Do you think NASA created thunderstorms to mask the sound of space battles ?”
AND THEN REPOSTED IT AGAIN 3 DAYS AGO !!
cuz thunderstorms didn’t exist before NASA yo !! and sound travels thru a vacuum just fine. yup, someone needs to win the darwin award STAT and check herself outta the gene pool before spawning new morons onto the earth.