dude… your engineering boys oughta get a couple o’ these, de-chinkafy 'em and turn them into intruder-hunters ;p every school, store and military base would want 'em

https://gizmodo.com/for-2-700-you-too-can-have-your-very-own-robot-dog-1847070726

@halfgiant LDoN should already let you do a duo.
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@dwarf Yeah I had seen that , but not the whole thing …Mama bear with two cubs … shes lucky the bear didnt pop her one

i was NOT drunk the last time we were gonna invade Hell !! Lucifer roofied me and locked me in the damn Harem with all 18 of his pet Succubi 😞 no matter what that jerk Gabriel says !

why doesn’t Dear Old Dad send Azrael to finish him off ? or drop him off in midst of Mardi Gras ? hell, she could even entice him into a old Blue Police Box and that’d be the end of it ;p

but would J be glaring at ME ?? or bob ? ;p

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God: Ok lets do this rapture thing
Angel : Yes Lord do you have the list of names
God: Right here ( Hands list over )
Angel: (staring at list ) … My lord … this list has every ones name except for one man named … Javier?
God : Yeah I know
Angel: But why my Lord?
God : Cause fuck that little bitch , that’s why.

And that is why he is all alone

LOL ! love it 🙂 but i don’t think you’ll sour Cloud on rice wine anytime soon !

i weep for all the tax dollars wasted teaching you to speak HR-millenial edition ;p

** Delusional Patient believes a 4 ounce bird can carry a 1 pound coconut **

“Tell me about your muzzah…”

DREGNOTHHHHHHHhh!!!

https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-021-01001-2

Damar just muttered in my ear…

@dwarf I have made those before they are a lot of fun

Zone Level Chart

https://everquest.allakhazam.com/db/zlvlchart.html

i just melted your monitor !! ;p

@dwarf said in another OSR company gets killed by woketards...:

meet one of the fuckwits behind it all (of COURSE he’s a stanford professor
https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2021/02/19/stanford-prof-dungeons-dragons-encourages-racism/
can confirm, i gots ALL of my racisms from D&D !! why, i can remember in our teenage years when me 'n G used to load up our dicebags and go tiefling-thumping !!! you haven’t LIVED until you’ve smashed some demon-kin in the face with a 1e Dungeon Masters Guide ! can i get a WITNESS ??

You know i usually try to at least give credence or a chance to see the other side. But this is just plain idiocy, apparently the standards for becoming a Stanford Professor has really lapsed.

Dregnoth was drunk, i was just roleplaying my character !!! ;p

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betcha the G will have some to play with soon… testing it out to power some of the military toys he won’t share with us plebs ;p

https://newatlas.com/energy/powerpaste-hydrogen-fuel-paste/

such an endlessly fascinating and magnificent culture 🙂

@halfgiant I think it was the pregame pretzels that did me in

i’m sure we’ve all got stories - today’s comes from the idjit bint that arranged the BLM protest in Highland… who FB posted, back in 2017 “Do you think NASA created thunderstorms to mask the sound of space battles ?”

AND THEN REPOSTED IT AGAIN 3 DAYS AGO !!

cuz thunderstorms didn’t exist before NASA yo !! and sound travels thru a vacuum just fine. yup, someone needs to win the darwin award STAT and check herself outta the gene pool before spawning new morons onto the earth.

https://www.facebook.com/kayla.hultz.3/