der ferkin ??

so somehow i went to EL Flanagans tonite 9/26/22 and got more than half a jag on from pounding draft beerz for 2 ruddy hours ?!?!?

somethin’s weird goin down in Dwarfbardin… this shizzt ain’t never happened b4 ! i think Dregnoth slipped me a mickey… if i wake up tomorrow married to a Succubus, you bastages better come find me 😉

when ya get around to making Boomstick’s Heavy Laser Rifle, i’ll take 2 ;p
https://breakingdefense.com/2022/09/lockheed-martin-delivers-300-kilowatt-laser-to-defense-department/

@dwarf said in made ya laugh !!:

https://www.dailywire.com/news/500000-national-science-foundation-grant-produced-paper-saying-science-is-racist

This is so ridiculous

Bob will prolly understand it jus’ fine…

https://bigthink.com/starts-with-a-bang/something-from-nothing/

teaser 2 dropped today :

hehehehe… the Avatar of Luuuuve is spreading throughout your Earf…

@dwarf We havnt told him he is adopted yet Shhhh LOL

I think a lot of times its really like Idiocracy , and so many people think they have to have kids, sadly most of the ones who think they have to should not and it just leads to a vicious cycle.

that being said the pluses are pretty good Tax wise and for health insurance, and both of us having excellent credit pretty much means they will let us by anything we want … sadly Shari is honest and wont let m fake my death every time we buy a car 😞

yeah… when your crApple trash lets you do THIS, lemme know !
#inyourFACE

@dwarf said in beer makes you bulletproof !!:

i’m calling bullshit on this one… beer is naturally carbonated by yeast farts ! everybody knows tha’ - same as dwarven forges being jumpstarted by naturally produced methane… ask me how i know

I will be leaving that alone, consider the matter settled.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/wjs2fg/oc_check_out_these_dice_coins_you_flip_them_like/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

sweet !! hope ya had a nice CON 🙂

Fingers crossed, here is to the nth try in making a descent D&D movie. Trailer looks sweet.

Sadly if the Bard doesn’t die within the first 30 minutes of the movie, then its unlikely based on a real game of D&D. 🙂

what’s this lil’ toy called, half-g ?? sure is pretty at night 🙂
(white phosphorous mebbe ?)

https://www.kaotic.com/video/eb5a596f_20220724065621_t

Shit, this happened the same day I was there, I had no idea.

Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch From Mercury Prologue debuted in Japan on July 14 at the Gundam Factory Yokohama (the site of the life-size moving Gundam statue), the life-size Gundam Unicorn statue in Tokyo’s Odaiba

got your keyboard replaced… crApple is settling their lawsuit

https://www.theregister.com/2022/07/19/apple_butterfly_settlement/?td=rt-3a

dunno if your GIRLS will want one, but i’ll betcha their dad does 😉
(and i might too)

https://soranews24.com/2022/07/03/sonys-wearable-air-conditioners-selling-like-cold-cakes-in-heat-stricken-japan/

and maybe find some sweat-proof ink for your hand…

First copy of centuries-old ninja training manual discovered, doesn’t understand dogs
https://soranews24.com/2022/06/26/first-copy-of-centuries-old-ninja-training-manual-discovered-doesnt-understand-dogs【video】/

will be the voice of Alexa in nerd homes all around the world…
(as it should’ve been in the first place)

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/22/amazon-demonstrates-alexa-mimicking-the-voice-of-a-deceased-relative.html

Turns out that dude in the third picture is an avid D&D player even.