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    • dwarfD
      dwarf PC
      last edited by dwarf

      an awesome fantasy gotcha launched at the idjits on the Clinton News Network 😜

      https://babylonbee.com/news/orcs-march-on-minas-tirith-in-mostly-peaceful-protest/

      "MINAS TIRITH—Orcs marched on Minas Tirith this morning in a mostly peaceful protest.

      The rioters marched for peace, justice, and love in a calm, peaceful, orderly gathering outside the city walls. The mostly peaceful protesters launched peaceful siege projectiles at the city and sent Nazguls to maul Gondorian soldiers in a demonstration of their love and tolerance.

      “Everything is very calm, very peaceful here,” said a reporter from Gondor News Network. “It’s very tranquil.” Just then, an Oliphaunt charged right at him and flattened him into lembas bread.

      Gondor’s government was criticized for “police brutality” when, after a long period of inaction, Rohan’s armies finally charged in to break things up.

      “We were just peacefully protesting – Gondor had no right to peacefully protest back,” said one Orc. “Two of their agents were even having a contest to see how many of us they could kill – and they were killing the majestic, endangered Oliphaunts! I’m literally shaking right now.”

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      • halfgiantH
        halfgiant PC
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        What’s hot on DMs Guild site -

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        • orcO
          orc PC
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          NO DAUGHTER OF MINE IS BRINGING HOME AN ELF!!! … Holy shit some one actually wrote this book, I thought it was a sight gag.

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          • halfgiantH
            halfgiant PC
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            It’s a new world order now @orc we resolve our differences with words not violence. Don’t let facts get in the way of truth. Demi Lich life matters.

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            • dwarfD
              dwarf PC
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              Xan the demi-lich head whickers into view.
              “And stop using the term SLIPPING SOMEONE THE BONE !! that’s undead cultural appropriation ! No more attacking the Darkness - that’s racist too ! and don’t EVEN get me started on how using Continual Light Bullets promotes gun violence with inner-city youth ! Menzoberranzan had 3 killed and over 50 shot just last weekend !! nobody needs a semiautomatic hand crossbow - those should be military use only !”

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              • orcO
                orc PC
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                well from now on I better not hear any one say “green skin” that’s our word and we say it like “Gree Skin” leave the N off …crakka ass crakkas

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                • dwarfD
                  dwarf PC
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                  wonders which neighbor Smoug is gonna do this to

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                  • orcO
                    orc PC @dwarf
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                    @dwarf I love it , but no trees at the new house … we had to get a house with out trees so I can slowly start introducing less and less vegetation until I can get Shari to move to a desert landscape

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