made ya laugh !!
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** long suffering sigh **
“Are you aware that there’s an entire CHAPTER of the HR book dedicated to you, Bob ??”
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cloud STILL looks like that on the phone, depending on how his day is goin


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gotta admit, i like bob’s new iphone case


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why ya don’t buy Clearance Genie Lamps…

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outside the door to bob’s office at work…

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so i guess Bob has a Masters Degree in Racism now, huh ?? #wokeSTUPID
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the car rental company FINALLY sold the VW bug half-g drove last year


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what are you doing, Kazu ???


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@dwarf You think Bob can give me a small piece as a memento
would be cool to put beside my piece of Berlin wall
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i’m guessing its just rubber or parachute silk - and knowing the jokesters at NORAD, they’ll probably sew it back together and send it back with anti-Xi Jenping fliers rigged to drop when it hits chinese airspace

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HR droid : “Again, Bob ?? Really ?!?”

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a story… on MSN… about a new hire claiming their religion prevents them from using windows - or crApple
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what with the Woke Joke that this years CMT awards became, there’s a new hilarious hashtag on Twitter - #WokeACountryMusicSong and some of the responses are a fuckin’ riot

“Menstruating Persons Don’t Let Your Fetuses Grow Up to be Cowpersons”
“He Stopped Being Her Today”
“You Never Even Called Me By My Pronouns”
“Ban a gun, save a soyboy”
enjoy the laughs !!
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here’s a WH40K thread thats on FB… can kinda hear him in my head



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bwahahaha !! hey G, here’s one ya should send to Boo


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true story


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