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    • halfgiant
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      Sorvani are you still alive?

      Dregnoth keeps telling me we have to break into your tower and clean the porn off your crystal ball before Varalla finds it. This of course I believe to be another infamous Dregnoth caper, as I think he just wants to break into your tower, add more porn but not the good kind of porn to your crystal ball, and rub his Dragon penis all over your nice silk sheets.

      Please advise.

      Kargin

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      • daermadm
        daermadm DM @halfgiant last edited by daermadm

        @halfgiant said in Sorvani Are you Still Alive:

        Sorvani are you still alive?

        Dregnoth keeps telling me we have to break into your tower and clean the porn off your crystal ball before Varalla finds it. This of course I believe to be another infamous Dregnoth caper, as I think he just wants to break into your tower, add more porn but not the good kind of porn to your crystal ball, and rub his Dragon penis all over your nice silk sheets.

        Please advise.

        Kargin

        Kargin,
        Had you done a proper job as a babysitter, I highly doubt the level of Dregnoth monitoring I would have had to do would have forced me into using a new crystal ball on a daily basis as I have to do now.

        Sorvani

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          (( they keep filling with a milky, pearlescent fluid for some reason )) 😜

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          • halfgiant
            halfgiant PC @daermadm last edited by

            @daermadm said in Sorvani Are you Still Alive:

            Had you done a proper job as a babysitter, I highly doubt the level of Dregnoth monitoring I would have had to do would have forced me into using a new crystal ball on a daily basis as I have to do now.

            I knew somehow this would become my fault, next time I’m going to just let Dregnoth run Sorvani’s pillows thru the alchemist’s prison wallet. If I’m going to be blamed, I might as well do the crime.

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