criminals using airtags to track vehicles ta steal 😜 tho it’d be a funny way for bob’s UAV armada to freak out terrorists driving around in a hardened vehicle 😜
.chime. Airtag found moving with you
“Wait, what ? Who is having an airtag ? Muhammed bin Goatfucker, is that yours ?”
“It is not mine ! Soros has not paid my family yet…”
“bin Camelhumper, is this yours ?”
“No sahib, click on Learn About This Airtag to see who it belongs to”
.chime. United States Marine Corps - Aloha Snackbar shitheads
“Aiiiiieeeee - everybody out !!!”
KABOOM
https://www.macrumors.com/2021/12/03/airtag-linked-to-car-thefts/