i was distracted by my horrible heartburn - from the low-grade hooter wings or that strange japanese beer Cloud forced down my throat at katana-point.
YOU were probably recovering from dropping a volkswagon’s worth of FeCal Ballistic Missiles (FCBMs) into that poor overworked commode, causing the evacuation of the 3rd floor of our hotel (and likely raining 911 sauce on the heads of all below)
be thankful we escaped with our lives and arrest records free of ASSault charges 😉