@daermadm in golf thats called “Par” 😆

One of the nice things about Corona virus though is the fact in shit hole country’s it seems to be helping … and to think we almost went to war with them … this is a very fortunes event

https://www.foxnews.com/health/advisor-irans-supreme-leader-dies-from-coronavirus-1150-cases-middle-east-linked-to-country

@dwarf You know funny enough I do believe the Disney company may be the reason those wasps take over the world.
When Shari and I went there on our honeymoon we took a tour of their living world building , they grow a lot of the food they serve at Disney World , but they also breed sting less wasps and what not as pest control , now knowing the Disney company how long do you think it will be before they breed a wasp that when stings mind controls folks into returning to the hive …the Hive … DISNEY WORLD !!! or land depending on what side of the Rocky mountains you are on.

Ohh i see it now, i didn’t read the names to each age category all that close, just skimmed it.

Very happy i have not seen a 30.

** It smirks knowingly **

“Dregs would be far more likely to try and rewire the illithid egg spawning process to produce beholder tadpoles or build his own pool to hatch new HATS out of…”

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I think Jared hired an actor.

AI for the marine corps - Sea Mob 😜

https://publicintegrity.org/national-security/future-of-warfare/scary-fast/ai-warfare/

its never come up in game (oddly), but powermaster fate points are fairly localized - affecting things that’ve happened in the powermasters vicinity (generally within a mile radius of the powermaster himself) - and, for the record, mortal-level fate points (like all mortal level magics) are resistable by the semidivine and largely ignorable by the fully divine.

which is why things like the obelisk (semidivine) can withstand most anything a mortal caster (or even ancient) throws at him. he can choose NOT to resist it (for things that aid him, obviously) but even mighty 200th lvl TRUE spells are more likely to be eaten, then stored away for his own use later on… so Daren walking up and hitting the crystal with a 200th lvl True Power Word Kill would just earn him an amused smirk and/or saucy “Mmmm… tasty. Gimme another !” whilst a 200th lvl True Shatter would earn him an annoyed glare, shortly before getting smacked with a semidivine Implosion in return…

(much like what happened when The Forsaken came after Obelisk Prime with crystalline kyuss worms… and why Dregnoth won’t even WHISPER the name Kyuss inside of V’ral…ahem)

The True Thief

Level… Proficiency Bonus… Sneak Attack… Class Features 1 +2 2d4 Sneak Attack, Expertise (Alchemical), Chameleon Cloak 2 +2 2d4 Cunning Action 3 +2 2d6 Combo I 4 +2 2d6 Ability Score Improvement 5 +3 3d6 Shadow Walk 6 +3 4d6 7 +3 4d8 Weaponstrike 8 +3 4d8 9 +4 6d8 Improved Chameleon Cloak 10 +4 6d8 11 +4 6d10 12 +4 8d10 13 +5 8d10 14 +5 8d10 15 +5 10d10 Join Strike 16 +5 10d10 17 +6 10d10 18 +6 12d12 19 +6 12d12 20 +6 12d12

Two Fireball Wands (Double Wand Wielder, Wand Mastery):

Swift Action: Quicken (+4) + Twinned (+3) + Intensified Spell (+1) + Empowered (+2) + Maximized (+3) = 13 (charges) * 2 Wands + Spell (Primary Wand, 1 Charge) + Spell (Secondary Wand, 2 Charges) = 29 Charges, 2 Wands, 4 Fireballs

Standard Action: Twinned (+3) + Intensified Spell (+1) + Empowered (+2) + Maximized (+3) = 9 (charges) * 2 Wands + Spell (Primary Wand, 1 Charge) + Spell (Secondary Wand, 2 Charges) = 21 Charges, 2 Wands, 4 Fireballs

Total 50 charges, between 2 wands. Normal Fireball does 10d6, Intensified Spell Raises to 15d6, Empower Raises to 22d6

8 (Fireballs) * 22 (dice) * 6 (Maximized) = 1,056 points of Fire Damage.

Basically, Advantage/Disadvantage is huge in the mid range.

This is why you kick my ass all the time. You normally need a number in the midrange to hit.

That feels like my everyday. If the public only knew the half of it.

@halfgiant said in When GenCon was about...:

Well shit Insta took that down pretty quick

Still loads for me, but here is the original.
https://www.tiktok.com/@mikayla_sierra/video/7213048946594188587

@halfgiant Yes they are , I got bit again this past summer , I cant even drink milk now 😞 every thing this spring and summer is going to be in the North West cause … well… fuck them ticks

The move to managanger happened several years later, i think the Powermaster was somewhere in his early 30th level ish when that happened. To my knowledge, there are only two, Malathon, and Daren.

Zap hatched the idea for a Managanger some 20 years ago - after reading thru Roland’s notes on the initial process for transforming Daren. So rather than try a potentially destructive process on his oldest friend, Zap used the “first” of my PC dopplers - a mage named Falash (who’s antics inspired Daren to convert races in the first place 😉

After many repeated attempts, he finally transformed the doppleganger into a wholly superior being to its original, leapfrogging Greaters (which was one of the goals) and birthed a newborn Malathon - who’d lost ALL of his xp and levels, plus most of his memories. So Zap sent him off to adventure with Kat, his old traveling companion - in the hopes that it’d trigger a resurgence of his memories.

Meanwhile, Zap continued work on the process - eventually debugging it to where he was confident he could repeat the process on Daren without the downfalls of converting Malathon.

And yes we skipped the Greater Doppelganger stage.

we didn’t wanna go kablooey due to that pesky Clockmaker Contingency… 😜 ahem

@halfgiant said in Forum Search:

I suspect there may be a few Dregnoth molecules floating around in your machine, mating with the search engine.

hmmm… that WOULD explain the electrical burns on my cock !! he musta thought we BOTH had a blue dragon weenie 😜

I also asked the obelisk for a big ohm, as I am getting really tired of wearing glasses … yet i got nothing.

big-ohms cure direct damage, not worn out optical nerve fibers and sunscorched retinas… ya need a regen effect, a stemcell injection or just a new pair o’ eyeballs. i highly recommend Beholder Telekinetic eyes, soo handy - s’like having an extra set of arms !!

of course, an extra set of eyeballs in your arms is also an option 😜

@daermadm said in Note to self ::

I do believe we told you not to crack the second one.

True Story - more than once in fact.

@dwarf said in Ancient Items - Thread:

you MAY (ahem) find a few enclaves of them floating around the Magnesti homeworld, along with a vast number of other long-extinct dragons - as Zap is using several of his moons as Draconic Incubators to encourage the re-emergence of Magic on a number of dead-magic and low-magic worlds in other spheres across the 'verse 😜

You know this captured the Triplets interest, as i’m sure they run across dead magic/low magic worlds, normally they just wave as they pass by… it may make it worth their while to stop now.

@halfgiant Its just two shots 7 days apart and then a booster shot every hour for the next 35 and a half years … but it keeps the Alchemist at bay or at least makes the symptoms a lot less worse …MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!